Geo+Graffi



1. My name is Geo Graffi.

2. I am a body builder. I vork as a personal trainer. I also coach hockey.

3. Lana vas my friend three years ago ven ve meet at de gym vere I am vorking. But zen she got dis stupid bird and forgot me. I lose touch vit her but keep looking. I see de advertisement for her show and say I must to go see vat she is doing. She is my best friend. I don’t talk so good here and people say dat zey can’t understand me so I feel happy dat she is my friend. I call her a tousand times every day and vait outside her apartment to let her know zat I don’t care about ze bird, ve can still be friends. But den her number changes and she moves, so I can’t see her anymore. I feel so happy ven I see de poster telling me about her show so now I can see her and ve can be friends again.

I go to her show every day for de last two veeks. I hate dat bird who stares at me so creepy-like, but I feel happy to see Lana doing her mime show. I tink she is amazing, like magic.

Zen, last night, I tink dat after the show I give her beautiful flowers, for her beautiful show. I follow her home, real quiet, so she vill be surprised, and zen, ven I see vere she lives, I go buy flowers for her.

Ven I come back she is in de hall screaming and ze police are dere. I try to hug her but ze police push me back. They do not understand zat ve are best friends.

Subscribed and sworn to under the pains and penalties of perjury this 17 day of December, 2008.