Sy+Entz+letter

This letter was obtained from a close personal friend of Sy Entz. I assume that Frodo and Pippin must be code names they use in some game. The dungeon appears to be Sy’s place of employment.

12/03/08 Dear Frodo,

The dungeon is dark and dreary. I hate those stupid rabbits! I hate all the testing we do! I can’t believe that no one yet sees all I have to offer in the field of animal studies! I’m stuck dipping rabbit’s in shampoo, and watching them scream! Gross!

I wonder what happened at the Zoo. Why did they fire me? I think I was sabotaged. It was probably Medusa. She always had it in for me! You know I would never leave a cage open, let alone leave a tranquilizer gun behind me. I know Medusa must have framed me! Hopefully she’ll roll a one in a dragon’s cave and that will be the end of her! Ha ha! I’d like to see it!

Zoology Today has rejected three of my articles already (though they did like my personal reflection on rabbit emotions – did you see it in December’s issue?), but I think the problem is I don’t have any important research to show them. But how can I do important research if no one will even let me near their animals except for a stupid shampoo company that’s just going to kill the rabbits anyway?

Maybe there’s hope, though. Remember that neighbor I told you about? The one with the parrot? Well, it turns out the parrot is some kind of genius! And he lives right next door! If I wrote an article on him they’d be knocking at my door to publish it! I just have to convince the neighbor to let me talk with him.

I’m sure it’s just a matter of time though. Maybe I could flirt with her! LOL. Anyway, tell Serena I said hi! I know she’s your sister, but she’s also the girl of my dreams! Ask her to marry me!

Hey, I’ll write again soon!

Pippin

PS: Did you buy your tickets to Origens yet? I can’t wait! I was online, and it looks AWESOME! Meeples will rule the world!!!!!!